I'm such an asshole

Just got my morning coffee from my favorite Starbucks in the mall. The guy serving me was maybe in his late 40s then out of nowhere he says there you go SON. Maybe because its Monday but I got so pissed.. I paused for a second and said "really... when I'm the one wearing a fucking tie" and left..... I look 16 and work unpaid lol.

Edit: Locked by IlliniProgrammer before this turns into a trollfest.

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Douchebaggery at its best, not sure why you felt the need to post about it though.

 

As long as you know that what you did was wrong...

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

Oh I went back to apologize later and we talked for a little. The reason I posted this is because I can never come up with anything mean to say even when I try. This was a shock for me and came out of nowhere for no reason at all. Is it the job that gets to you and this shit just comes out as a result?

 
BollingerOh I went back to apologize later and we talked for a little. The reason I posted this is because I can never come up with anything mean to say even when I try. This was a shock for me and came out of nowhere for no reason at all. Is it the job that gets to you and this shit just comes out as a result?
If your unpaid internship is causing you this much stress, maybe you should consider another line of work. It only gets more difficult from here.
 

Glad your tie gave you a sense of power. BTW he's getting paid and has benefits. Learn some manners, son.

"Because it's not worth winning if you can't win big!" - Coach Reilly
 
IlliniProgrammerIt's a term of endearment when it's coming from someone old enough to be your parent. Be nice.

Why do people start these threads?

Dunno just had to put it out there. Get some deserved monkey shit that might help me understand why I did that.
 

More fucked up than a 100 pack of rat assholes.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
 

Please, KYS

By the way, wearing a tie/suit is a moot point. I know people who wear jeans, t-shirt and ball cap daily and are more wealthy than you could ever hope to be.

 

Shitty move but it was big of you to go back and apologize. Learn from it and move on.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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