Investment Banking is the Ultimate Normie Crusher

I witness with child-like wonder my analysts receiving an arm-long list of comments to go through, and take delight in watching their hopes of having their Friday night free crumble right before their eyes; I see the dying light in their dull stare and smile to myself. They've become numb, their social life is dead. They hate themselves, they hate their lives, they wonder why they've chosen to go the way of the Investment Banker if it's all work and absolutely no play.

Shit, I love sending sneaky, life-crushing, morale-destroying, energy-depleting, absolutely fucking pointless comments just to shit on their normie social lives

Investment banking is paradise bros

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