It Finally Happened...We Got a Resume With a Photo

I honestly thought this was a giant meme, that no one has ever actually done this before. A resume just came across our desk with a selfie attached to it. We were in hysterics. The general consensus was that A) this is a horrible idea, and that no one should do this under any circumstances whatsoever, and B) if you do decide for WHATEVER ungodly reason that this is your course of action, dude, get a professional headshot. This was literally a gym mirror selfie. We laughed for 20 minutes straight, I don't think we even read the thing.

Has anyone else seen this before? Like I said I thought this was just a meme. What's the worst thing you've ever seen on someone's resume?

Happy Friday buffoons