It Finally Happened...We Got a Resume With a Photo

I honestly thought this was a giant meme, that no one has ever actually done this before. A resume just came across our desk with a selfie attached to it. We were in hysterics. The general consensus was that A) this is a horrible idea, and that no one should do this under any circumstances whatsoever, and B) if you do decide for WHATEVER ungodly reason that this is your course of action, dude, get a professional headshot. This was literally a gym mirror selfie. We laughed for 20 minutes straight, I don't think we even read the thing.

Has anyone else seen this before? Like I said I thought this was just a meme. What's the worst thing you've ever seen on someone's resume?

Happy Friday buffoons

 
LeveredBetaBoy:
@Isaiah_53_5"'s passed our desk a few weeks ago but he was fully nude on a 10 speed.

just trying to be aero

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
trustmeimanengineer:
Was it @Isaiah_53_5" with the photo?

I know that’s a big ‘no no’ to blast my face on my resumes. My good looks might overshadow perceived career accomplishments, leading to a bias towards me, which isn’t fair to others.

I have instead a small character of myself in my tie doing the double bicep flex. Hermès custom made of course (patterned like the small animals ties) If anyone asks I just scoff and say ‘it’s Hermès’. Don’t even get me started about my Milanese briefcases...

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

It doesn't really add much value for the vast majority of people, as it's a natural source of bias. If you're under average, it could backfire. If you're over average, it could backfire. If you, for whatever reason, is not the type of some recruiter, it could backfire. If you remind the recruiter of some asshole he met 10 years ago, it could backfire, etc.

Could probably be good if you're very non-offensive and slightly-above-average looking, and look very professional, with a professional taken photo.

(Not saying that CV photos don't have their place - some jobs certainly require you to look "correct", but I wouldn't say banking is one of those)

 

Standard practice in Japan. Applied before to a smaller IB/brokerage in Tokyo and was required to submit a Japanese format resume with a headshot.

Can't imagine what the applicant OP was talking about was thinking of when they submitted a selfie.

 
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As stated above, in most countries (other than USA) attaching a professional headshot is standard practice.

My wife attended the #1 non-US business school and it was literally required for all CVs to have headshots.
You wouldn't be allowed to post to their career website otherwise.

Yes, these would typically be professional (or at least passport photo studio) headshots.

But depending where your applicant hails from, this may not be nearly as strange as it might appear to you at first.

Right now, someone somewhere in a PE shop or investment bank in London, or Paris, or Hong Kong, is shaking their head at some dumb American who stupidly forgot to attach a headshot to their CV when submitting, and probably bitching about it to their WSO equivalent.

 
earthwalker7:
As stated above, in most countries (other than USA) attaching a professional headshot is standard practice.

My wife attended the #1 non-US business school and it was literally required for all CVs to have headshots.
You wouldn't be allowed to post to their career website otherwise.

Yes, these would typically be professional (or at least passport photo studio) headshots.

But depending where your applicant hails from, this may not be nearly as strange as it might appear to you at first.

Right now, someone somewhere in a PE shop or investment bank in London, or Paris, or Hong Kong, is shaking their head at some dumb American who stupidly forgot to attach a headshot to their CV when submitting, and probably bitching about it to their WSO equivalent.

I'd like to think we are more culturally aware in Europe. In France it's common to put your photo with your CV, it's not in London. However, given the melting pot of candidates we get here in London with or without photos doesn't matter. But back to OP, a SELFIE DOES MATTER. Don't do that!

 

The worst I ever saw on a resume was the someone who submitted a letter with a threat that he would go to the competition should we not hire them and he would make it his life's purpose to get us out of business and steal all of our clients.

Lol this was back when I still worked in Academia. Dude had serious balls. Hahahaha !!!

Corp. Fin. Analyst currently working two finance jobs (and a teaching gig and trying to save my music production solo career). I love avocado's. And yes Cape Town is the most beautiful place in the world. Don't believe me, come thru and find out.
 

I sent in a professional photo on my resume, not knowing any better. Conservative, in my eyes. I'm an attractive female. So what? I was then told by an exec that often times, a computer will automatically sort out the resumes with pictures, and they'll be trashed. I got responses regardless. But my new strategy became send in a resume with my full name and professional picture, and then send in an additional resume with a gender-neutral first name and no picture. See what happens

 

I've seen a few....

One who is now a SMD / "Head of X". He'd gone to his last firm straight out of professional sports, and hadn't applied for a job in ~30 years. The headshot was also probably 20 years old... not the best look, but the guy is legit.

Another was for an executive assistant role. She had experience, but mostly as an EA in tech companies and never worked in finance.

The worst I've seen was a video supplement for an intern... Bad enough to have a Youtube "profile video", worse to have it set to music / as a slideshow of all of your 'interests' (i.e. ridiculous trips that your wealthy family took). We all had a laugh at that one... she got an offer through a super high up family connection, but post offer was moved to HR from the banking team.

Also, have seen a number of brits list the 'football club' they support on their resumes... and seen British MDs actually care.

 

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