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Aren’t you 40 years old? 

Stop posting on the internet about your “crush” and just ask her out. 

...but is it REPE?
 

IsItREPE

Aren’t you 40 years old? 

Stop posting on the internet about your “crush” and just ask her out. 

We might play EPT Prague in December against each other  if I don't play Bahamas. She lives in the Ukraine. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

you didn't list your current crush

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

IsItREPE

Aren’t you 40 years old? 

Stop posting on the internet about your “crush” and just ask her out. 

Dude honestly you are the downfall of this site. Attempted to bring some real stories about prospects here and you can't handle it. ArEnT yOu 40 yEaRs Old - GTFO have some respect.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎

IsItREPE

Aren’t you 40 years old? 

Stop posting on the internet about your “crush” and just ask her out. 

Dude honestly you are the downfall of this site. Attempted to bring some real stories about prospects here and you can't handle it. ArEnT yOu 40 yEaRs Old - GTFO have some respect.

You manic-responded to me three times unprompted. 

Take your pills and log off the internet, grandpa 

...but is it REPE?
 

sofia goggia. ive been stalking her for 2 years. shes slightly ugly now because her job made her like that, but she was poster material when she had that baby youthful skin

 

honestly deleting my acct and done with this site idk why i hang out here. Isaiah gave me some wisdom at my lowest and we got randos slandering im done

 

deelcheef

honestly deleting my acct and done with this site idk why i hang out here. Isaiah gave me some wisdom at my lowest and we got randos slandering im done

Your account is literally 11 days old. 

Isaiah alt?

...but is it REPE?
 

IRL? My Roommate.

Celebrity? Troye Sivan.

What can I say? I'm into twinks that I can break in half in bed.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

Singlebysunday

Straightest wso user

My roommate is more twunk than twink to be honest. I haven't slept with him, and can't try.   Runs five miles a day and swims two hours a week.  He's a gay half Ashkenazi Jew and half Syrian Muslim ( how's that for making the entire world hate you?)

I can't build muscle personally. A quick summary is that at my best I look like Marco Pantani with more and blonder hair. (separate rant:  does anybody have a cooler death story than him?)

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

Pierogi Equities

Not a fan of Ukrainians

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Singlebysunday

Inde Navarrette (chick from Obsession)

Dude I saw that movie recently. 8.8/10. I l liked it. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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