Lets change up the flow of this place... answer this question honestly

I doubt they ask these types of questions during the interviews (i am still a prospective monkey) but if they did...

...what kind of animal would you be and why?

I would say that I am a Tiger. I'm a loner by nature but I function well in groups. I can seamlessly blend into my surroundings, but when I'm on my own and the lights are on I am magnificent to observe and rise to the occasion just like a Tiger that comes out of camoflage. I'm aggressive yet extremely strategic in how I manage my efforts similar to how a tiger stalks its prey and perfectly times when it needs to pounce and attack...

thinking too much about it... maybe... but I find it fun... your turn guys!

 

^ wants to be a insect ~!

But, in all seriousness I want to be a crocodile or anaconda b/c they are top of food chain you see.

Also, for fish I would be a muskie / barracuda bc they are also top of food chain do you unlike three.

Also, for building I would be the white house b/c it isn't made out of a tree.

Also, for CEO I would be Jamie Diamond b/c he has good hair like me!

Also, for a insect I want to be fierce so, I would become a bee.

Finally in the end I just want to be free.

But Alas, I'm happy being me.

 
blastoise:
^ wants to be a insect ~!

But, in all seriousness I want to be a crocodile or anaconda b/c they are top of food chain you see.

Also, for fish I would be a muskie / barracuda bc they are also top of food chain do you unlike three.

Also, for building I would be the white house b/c it isn't made out of a tree.

Also, for CEO I would be Jamie Diamond b/c he has good hair like me!

Also, for a insect I want to be fierce so, I would become a bee.

Finally in the end I just want to be free.

But Alas, I'm happy being me.

LOL

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

pterodactyl or eagle.... basically, I wanna fly AND be a badass

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

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