LOL at the chumps in this industry thinking they know what stress is.

Pretty much everyone from this industry is from at-least a cushy middle middle class background, hasn't faced any real adversity in their entire life but then they'll turn around and use jargon which hints at war or toughness in some sense.

"This is a very stressful job, how will you handle...". Oh please, the biggest wimps I have ever known work in this industry... it's truly pathetic honestly. Give it a rest.

Why are there so many delusional morons who think they're some fucking tough-as-nails hardy legends who fucking walk across the Sahara on a daily basis.

 
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Pretty much everyone from this industry is from at-least a cushy middle middle class background, hasn't faced any real adversity in their entire life but then they'll turn around and use jargon which hints at war or toughness in some sense.

"This is a very stressful job, how will you handle...". Oh please, the biggest wimps I have ever known work in this industry... it's truly pathetic honestly. Give it a rest.

Why are there so many delusional morons who think they're some fucking tough-as-nails hardy legends who fucking walk across the Sahara on a daily basis.

Yeah, so you're angry at life.

Come up with something original at least or thought provoking.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I managed to poo and hold my pee at the same time!!

Whoops, wrong discussion.

Anyways, that's still tough if you think about it.

Absolute truths don't exist... celebrated opinions do.
 

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