Lunch Time Stories
I was out again to grab a sandwich and I hear this girl in front of me saying to her friend, why am I always alone on valentines day.
I thought I cant see why, she had a fine ass good body. I was thinking turn around and if you got a decent face your not gonna be lonely this time. I got a look and she didnt look ugly to say the least. Her friend looked hotter but looked like a complete bitch.
The girl s reaching for a item right at the back of the top shelf and I thought heres my chance. I will get it off for her, but the dumb clerk took it off.
Her friend though knew what I was upto wispered something in her ear and gave me the dirtiest look as to stay away from me.
So then the girl started to check me out, when i came out she was there too, so I decided to say hello. We got talking etc and she goes where you having your lunch.
She goes we are going out later today if you want and maybe you wont be lonely this valentines I said. She started to laugh ogh god everyone must have heard me. The moment I said that I remembered I am seein this other girl. I can be forgiven for forgetting, as only been seeing her a week.
So had to slowly back off as cant go out with em both on valentines, but this girl was smokin hot too. I took her number and said i will call you later in the week if I cant make it tonight.
Damn I keep on thinking maybe I should start seeing them both. But I like the other one and I did tell her am not seeing anyone else. But if it doesnt work out I cant call todays one again. Looks like she will be lonely this valentines after all.
If any of you lads are single this is the best time to find a lady. As they dont like being lonely on valentines and looks like you can pull tthe hot ones before the big day. I'm sure thats why the first one was quick to go out too, didnt want to be lonely this week and looks like things will work out.
Before I went she asked me why did you talk to me and not my friend everyone thinks she is hotter. I said you looked like you had a nice personality too. She was giving me bad looks. She was checking you out she replied and wispered he's cute. Oh well i said, I think you look nicer anyway no offence to your friend.
I swear I cant tell if a girl is giving me the brush off or is checking me out. Maybe she just had the bitch look all over.
Damn bro, you are scoring on all counts. I don't think you should juggle both of them at the same time. Continue on with the girl from last week, but get the number of this new girl.
I think it is just down to lucky timing due to valentines day. I am only gonna go out with one. The one from last week, been out with her twice and like I said she is a keeper. I got this ones number but unlikely can call her again after I stand her up toniht. I will explain but I didnt tell her I was already seeing someone.
There is definetely something in the air. When i was on the train i saw this guy chatting up this bird, he looked kinda old and not too presentable. She was avg but quite good for him i must say. Short brunette and had the most awkward laugh which was kinda nice. He was talking crap to her and she use to laugh at anything. He has pulled I thought, I couldnt help but listen to what he kept on saying. The two of them are gonna hook up you could see the happiness on his face. Even the oldies are it.
take them both out, it's really not that hard to juggle man. all of my buddies do this.
Take them both out on the same night. I don't know how that will work. Plus not worth it as long term gotta drop one and the one I am with is good enough. Would be worth it if all I wanted was a bit of fun. But with the current one I want to see where it can go.
not on the same night (though I have pulled that one off actually), but there's no issue with dating both concurrently. you always eventually have to drop them, and you've been dating the other one for what, a week?
Yeah about a week. What do you mean you have to drop them. Have your fun then drop both. Or drop em ehrn they find out.
Its tempting, but might as well see how this one goes and if things look downhill then will call up the other one.
Well done for pulling it off both on the same night. It would really have been a result if you pulled of a threeseome.
nah i mean, unless you marry the girl you're gonna break up with her at some point. i'd take the other one out, see which you like better and then make the call as necessary. to each his own
You've been pulling some nice A lately. Good job - -you seem to be a good conversationalist and have what most men don't - balls.
Dont know about the conversationalist part, I would say it's just standard stuff. Probably like you said I went in for the kill thats all.
I read your last post about that other girl - climax and vibator references were nice. Maybe its the British wit.
The only brit humor I get is from being a faithful fan of Top Gear. I never see it elsewhere, so perhaps this is why I like your style.
Some of those comments just came to me so I decided to go for them, I suppose we all think them you just have to have the confidence to say it. Sometimes they dont like it, but that the risk you win some you lose some.
So you from the US or you in the US at the moment. I thought they were more witty away from the UK.
So you get top gear showing in the US. The cockneys are funny when they go off on one.
No airings here, but I download them weekly here religously: http://www.finalgear.com/shows/topgear/
They are making an American version, but it defeats the point. The real fun is the humor and friendship of the hosts.
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