My Strange Addiction
No matter how hard I try. No matter what I do to change my ways, I always resort back to this vice.
Every day. Morning. Afternoon. Night. Even while I'm eating! This habit overwhelms me. I cannot shake the addiction.
I pull up the web browser as I always do and type in the familiar web address that I'm so ashamed to see pop up as a suggestion while I click the keys. Various windows, options, and alternatives pop up as I scroll for the only thing that will satisfy the feeling...
The Office.
The piano music plays, Jim shits on Dwight, and before I know it I'm engulfed in hours of binging a show I've cycled through over 10 times.
My friends and family are deeply affected by my addiction. "Analyst 1, why can't we watch a different show!?"
No. Never. Nothing except Michael fucking Scott will appear on my screen as long as I'm still breathing.
Maybe I'm wrong for this? But how can I be? Nothing compares to the humor, the slapstick, and the sheer intellect demonstrated in this cinematic masterpiece.
I will stay addicted. And I will stay happy.
You should get addicted to better shows
100% this
many people dont actually realise that The Office is indeed a terrible show that needs to be eliminated from the save files of the planet earth instantly (if possible).
Who cares
I’m just glad you didn’t say anything weird like letting people fart on your face..
I'm the same except it's with IASIP
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