My theory about "Investment Analyst: PE - Other"

Anyone remember a few months ago when u/Pussy Galore was spamming about how incoming interns were fucked and that their internships will be cancelled and that they didn't deserve to be upset about it because the world doesn't owe them anything? He kept bringing up how he "worked at GS and is at a top PE firm so he knows what he's talking about"

Well, now recently there's an anon "investment analyst in PE - Other" that types the same way he does and is saying the exact same thing except, now, its about how people don't deserve full time jobs.

My theory is that Pussy Galore was so upset about being wrong about the first part that his little ego forced him to go anon so he trash talk kids without returns. He was so inaccurate that he couldn't wait to make to make himself feel better by shit talking kids in a forum that are at least 10 years younger.

Pussy Galore was posting every few days and has been silent for about a month. I bet he found the anon button and is the same guy making posts such as "Return offer pity party" and spamming all return offer rate threads.

Prove me wrong.

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me thinks you've been spending too much time inside.

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