Nontarget on nontarget violence
I'm out here throwing hands at any prospect who trifling wit my shit, u think u know how to do a LBO? don't be shy take a seat son I snort on printed mergers & inquisition articles, wso asked ME how to do a M&A model, im gonna depreciate this dick through a waterfall if u thinking the nittany lion fund gon' talk shit to me, I eat shryers for brekky in between fucking these respectful and kind hearted women, your mom included (woaaaaaaah)
IB analysts cold call me for input, and I make it hella awkward for them to get referrals to my MBA program
WSMM on my mind, Sammy boy giving me 6000 for my advice, cause he wondering what the fuck to do when you meet the kid scrappin on LinkedIn like he a scitzo in fight club gatekeeping industries like a skater boy who sees mall grabbers
I yakked on jawns for talkin about PWC homie no one cares about your Deloitte offer we on our way to manhattan while u stuck pleading for an accounts receivable internshipalso shoutout to all people who fukkin talk to ya boi, cheesed to meet you I made it without y'all leaving me on read, SEO can gargle these nuts I went through the hard way and still crushed it
RIP to Betty white, she ain't dead yet but for when she die, y'all know it's coming up like svedka at a frat house, shout-out crwn
PEAUCE drops mic
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