As the question poses, how would you rate the typical girl you might attract (1-10). Is it because of your job? Is it unwarranted ala getting girls in college because you are in a frat?
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I attract models (10) because I have the bottles
Women, in general, don't give a shit about your job when it comes to sex. Women, for the most part, are attracted to physical appearance and whit (humor). This is how you get laid.
When it comes to establishing relationships, they very much care about your ability to act as a provider. Sex is a low cost activity for a woman but building a relationship is a heavy investment (in preparation for their largest investment, i.e., having a child).
So to answer your question: work will not get you sex directly (in fact, women are less likely to sleep with you because they don't want you to get the impression that they're a slut). What it will get you, however, is relationships (which leads to sex indirectly).
Women cannot stop salivating the moment I tell them I'm in PE. Seeing as I only make an effort with trust fund Ivy galls, they all obviously know PE/HF positions = ULTIMATE prestige. I don't even need to pull out my black card because these chicks are trying to buy me drinks. Needless to say, my standards for a SO match my career oriented goals, so idk what the fuck I attract, but I only take home TENs. Sometimes I go out with a name tag that says "Hi my name is: Private Equity God" and that way I don't need to speak with them before we dip back to my palace on Michigan Ave. Ever seen the video of the guy who doesn't even need to open his mouth to get girls to hop in his whip (Link:
)? Well yeah, thats pretty much happens when I go out with my name tag glistening on top of my LV regular printed shirt.
Sorry bud, but I could tell most girls that I am an MD at KKR/Apollo/Blackstone or run the IBD TMT division of GS, and they would follow up with: "So.... like.... do you work in a bank as a teller? If so, you should work at Chase, thats where I bank! They're really nice you would like it!" And even if they work in finance themselves, they don't give a shit. Job has nothing to do with the girls you attract.
If you rely on your job to get laid then the only nuts you'll be bustin' are the pistachios for your fat MD at snack hour
Oh yeah. And the only seeds you'll plant are yer slightly above average exit opps.
it was a joke pal, enjoy your friday
Dude, it was meant to be a funny addition to your comment. Not an offense to you!!!
Lmaoo my bad brotha
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