Outsource my work.

Intern at a hedge fund,

Need to turn in my own analysis TOMORROW morning in for a stock and pretty much research its growth/decline over a 3 week period. doesnt need to be long or anything.

And i just dont have time as i got selected, LUCKY ME!, to journey halfway across the country on a fun fun trip visiting some clients...that i never met before or give a f*** about....

so if anyone wants to help a breh out, $20....its a brief alaysnsis + a graph + tracking the fluctuation in the stock over the past 3 weeks, and it needs to be technical.

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Your an intern at a hedge fund and your going "halfway across the country" to meet clients ....rightttt! BS!

Not only are you a college student, its the fall semester, and most students are have midterms now. All three things would prevent you from traveling around the "country" to represent any firm lol...No way in hell your telling the truth "lol

"and it needs to be technical" have you ever done any kind of an analysis? Plus you didn't even mention what kind of an analysis. Do your own school work.

 

If this is a joke it defintiely is one of the funniest posts I've seen on this site.

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