Prestige keeps the cold away

Lately with winter coming, I've been sleeping at night with a numbing coldness in my person, even under multiple blankets. I sleep alone and do not have a significant other. However, the very thought of my prestigious alma mater and prestigious job lights my heart ablaze with pride and ego, spreading warmth through my four limbs like a very speedy hotpack. 
 

The thought of prestige is the only thing keeping hypothermia at bay. I don't know how I would survive winter if I was a nontarget or low tier BB/EB pleb. Luckily, my Wharton and Oxford degrees can keep me warm without having to burn them.

 

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