pursuit of happyness
so you see this hot chick at a bar, how would you go from there?
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You walk up to her, tell her you're new in town and trying to meet some new people, and offer to buy her a drink.
Buy drink, make small talk, tell jokes, seal the deal.
um, why is there no "tell her you work in the investment banking division of a BB" in that response. unless thats what u mean by "seal the deal"
Mostly because that doesn't really work, and no amount of posturing can save you if you don't have basic social skills (which it seems are rare around this forum).
um, why is there no "tell her you work in the investment banking division of a BB" in that response. unless thats what u mean by "seal the deal"
um, why is there no "tell her you work in the investment banking division of a BB" in that response. unless thats what u mean by "seal the deal"
your a BSD
have a BSD
look at girl, say hi, how are you.
she either responds or she is rude or she shoes attitude.
Make nice, complimentary remark if she's nice, else be rude back...say you're a badass mo'fo banker who's coming up in the world.
Last time I saw a guy do that, the chick replied, "I work in hedge fund X (a major one in London), who the hell do you think you are."
look at girl, say hi, how are you.
she either responds or she is rude or she shoes attitude.
Make nice, complimentary remark if she's nice, else be rude back...say you're a badass mo'fo banker who's coming up in the world.
Oh man, thats gonna get a BIG eye roll.
Oh man, thats gonna get a BIG eye roll.
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You got three options
1)Go up and talk to her like a sap 2)Do some rubbish these guys are telling you 3)Pinch her ass, either she will slap you, throw a drink at you and call the cops.
Or
the result will be you and her getting it on.
oh great. all we need in this thread is that fuckhead random99.
Just cos you get no action, no need to take it out on me. Send me your problrms by private message and I will see what I can do.
you spelled happiness wrong.
Ever heard of a famous movie starring Will Smith that is about kicking ass in an unpaid internship, which then opened up the door to becoming a broker, and now the dude is worth millions? Yea, I think he was referencing that.
Obviously you've never seen a hot chick in the bar or need help with it
whatever you say.. whatever you say..
The will smith movie is more about a black man willing to sell out to the white man and do all sorts of humiliating, self-degrading, blackface things to become the king of cold-calling.
dude, i'd be willing to tapdance like a minstrel and refer to my interviewers as "massa" or "boss man" if it'll get me a job. gotta do whatever it takes. i love the man.
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