relationship chicks

So here's the deal. You work your ass off, get into a top college, spend a shitload of money, then go to grad school, spend more money, and then.... you find THE job.

So, you make good money, you look good, you're living the dream -- and then comes the "relationship girl."

WTF???? Everywhere I go these days in NYC, I talk to some chick, conversation goes well, until I start to smell the relationship thing. I can see in their eyes, they're thinking about commitment, wedding dresses and all that shit.

Fuck that. So my question to you monkeys is, where can I go if I just want to have casual sex? no relationship, just all the good stuff without the commitment thingy.

I am sure i am going to the wrong places, so dudes, please help me.

 

Should try the place Spitzer went to...

What do you mean the "relationship thing", any chick can get laid at the drop of a hat if they really wanted to, why even date? If they're already talking about marriage and kids on the first date that's another story but I seriously doubt that. How do you even know it by looking it in their eyes?

 

My balls are old and I'm married, so take it from me for what it's worth. Casual sex is fine until you reach that age and figure out it wasn't all that awesome. Plus with herpes and shit going around more than ever, I'm glad I don't have to play STD roulette anymore.

I think it would suck to wake up one day and realize chicks only dig you for your cash - not your good looks or smooth excel skills.

 

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