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LHDan

High capex due to plastic surgery for your wives.

I'd class that under maintenance capex, save for boob-jobs, they're expansionary.
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My life will end just like a DCFs..with some hungover, fresh out of college graduate poking around trying to fix me, and fucking everything up.

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DCF: Department of Children & Families? Yes we all should consider this a resource, but only file a report if you see evidence of abuse.

 
TheDiscountRate

Since there are a lot of tangents going on here, does anybody else think its weird that ChristianMingle advertises on here?

I think it's weird that it exist to be honest.

No, what's weird is FarmersOnly. I still don't know if it's a big joke or a real thing.

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GoldenCinderblock TheDiscountRate:

Since there are a lot of tangents going on here, does anybody else think its weird that ChristianMingle advertises on here?

I think it's weird that it exist to be honest.

No, what's weird is FarmersOnly. I still don't know if it's a big joke or a real thing.

I think it's clear that Christian farmers love bankers. Act accordingly.

 
WallStreetOasis.com

probably says more about your surfing habits since many of the ads served are base on sites you've visited before (google is smart)...maybe you've been spending a lot of time on Plenty of Fish, okCupid and Match lately?? ;-)

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heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

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