Running onto court at professional sports match to advertise

Why has no online business owner ever ran onto the court during an NFL/NBA/MLB game while holding a sign that spells out the link to his business? Seems genius. If I ever start an online business, I will be doing this. The cost of probably a few thousand dollars a misdemeanor has got to be worth reaching millions of people, right? That same exposure would probably cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. Seriously, why has this never been done before, other than by Vitaly?

 

I was at a game where some fool ran onto the field. I texted buddies of mine afterwards to ask if they saw the craziness on tv (dude had a cape on). They said the game cut to a commercial instantly and they saw zero chaos.

Many of those security folks guarding the field are moonlighting from their day jobs as correctional officers or law enforcement. Many of them are chomping at the bit to drop a dbag who ruins their easy paying gig watching a game.

 

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