Shitcoins that can 100X-1000X

For funsies, looking to dump ~10K each into ~10 shitcoins/"projects" on the next meaningful crypto pullback. Don't care if said coins go to zero; I want to diversify my PA and have some high-risk exposure to crypto since I have no crypto.

I'm looking at it similar to an early-stage VC investment....Ideal outcome would be one of the coins 100X-1000X over a 5 year hold period while the other 9 go to zero. They'll probably all go to zero, but whatever.

Said coins would need a small enough market cap to make 100X-1000X a mathematically feasible outcome.

I've been a crypto critic and haven't drunk the Koolaid to date. This is as much an experiment as anything else.

Hit me with your best ideas.

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
Nov 16, 2021 - 1:19pm

Wonderland TIME staking is the best possible reward to risk you can get in Crypto right now imo. It's not a shit coin and probably won't go 1000x, but 100x over the long term is certainly possible with little downside at current levels. It will be the new the TQQQ for crypto on this site...watch.

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
Nov 16, 2021 - 1:24pm

For sure, YouTube Wonderland TIME staking. It will show you step by step what to do. Passively make huge yield by "staking your tokens". Think maybe like an absurd equity dividend every 8 hours. It's a life changer, honestly. There is a Reddit and discord to you can join that are very helpful. Please feel free to reach out if you need help.

Nov 16, 2021 - 1:50pm

I just read through their website documents and don't have a clue what any of it means

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Nov 16, 2021 - 3:26pm

From the website:

"Wonderland is the first decentralized reserve currency protocol available on the Avalanche Network based on the TIME token. Each TIME token is backed by a basket of assets (e.g., MIM, TIME-AVAX LP Tokens etc etc) in the Wonderland treasury, giving it an intrinsic value that it cannot fall below. Wonderland also introduces economic and game-theoretic dynamics into the market through staking and minting."

how is that not complete gibberish?

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  • Associate 1 in ER
Nov 16, 2021 - 2:02pm

For sure, YouTube Wonderland TIME staking. It will show you step by step what to do. Passively make huge yield by "staking your tokens". Think maybe like an absurd equity dividend every 8 hours. It's a life changer, honestly. There is a Reddit and discord to you can join that are very helpful. Please feel free to reach out if you need help.

I saw this TIME thing mentioned in the investing forum and still a bit confused on what exactly "staking" is, and how to buy TIME

anyone bored enough to ELI5 to a non gen z'r

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
Nov 16, 2021 - 3:08pm

Lol please don't invest then. I love this new shift wealth creation 😂😂 

Only because I'm bored waiting for the next rebase, one of Daniele's (the founder) previous projects were hacked. He reimbursed everyone in addition to +20% all out of his own pocket...do with that info as you will. I've wrote about this so much I'm getting tired of it. Go on discord, boomer. (I know you're probably an older millennial/Gen X but you all act the same regardless). Honestly, though with your questions I don't think you should bother to invest. Don't seem like the type that's gmi imo 

Nov 16, 2021 - 5:25pm

he's a paid bot trying to lure people with money to buy into his ponzi scheme. he can't explain the benefits because there are no benefits. the best tactic to lure people into scams like this is to play on their FOMO by saying "don't invest then, more money for me, I love this wealth shift, lol boomer".

  • Associate 1 in ER
Nov 16, 2021 - 2:01pm

Been wondering the same.

this stuff is absolutely complete BULLSHIT, but idgaf anymore I wanna make money off of it too 

Nov 16, 2021 - 5:17pm

The Doge NFT. PleasrDAO bought the copyright to the original doge meme photograph from the dog's owner. They turned the photograph into an NFT and fractionalized it into tokens that represent ownership in said NFT. If Doge and SHIB can go hyperbolic based on this meme, I can really see is happening for this one. Was even mentioned on bloomberg/CNBC. 

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-08-31/doge-nft-rides-into-…

Nov 16, 2021 - 5:39pm

It wasn't one person, a DAO (basically a group of people) called PleasrDAO did. But yes the returns are accurate. They auctioned off 75% ownership interest (if I remember right) to the public and kept 25%.

In terms of how to sell it, you can go to SushiSwap or Uniswap. Downside is I personally think for it to go paraballic it needs to be listed on a centralized exchange (like Coinbase/Robinhood), similar to dogecoin or shib. Because realistically most non-crypto people aren't going to want to learn how to interact with those protocals. 

I personally don't really get the whole doge meme, but the narrative makes enough sense to me to throw a few sheckles in  

Nov 16, 2021 - 5:29pm

there are hundreds of shitcoins, and new pop up every day. if you want to randomly select 10 and hope one will do 100x, it is extremely unrealistic.

Nov 16, 2021 - 5:45pm

My goal is to build some kind of NLP algorithm to do this.  Find a coin ranked #150 on Binance or Kraken but is having lots of buzz on social media, and buy it.  In my opinion, social media hype >>>>> technology for most cryptocurrencies.

  • Intern in IB-M&A
Nov 16, 2021 - 9:51pm

Lmao you absolutely have no fucking idea of the dynamics of crypto markets, NLP and sentiment analysis is so 2015 and cannot be applied to digital assets because if people talk about a token on social media it's already too lated. NGMI sorry

Nov 16, 2021 - 10:05pm

The only way unknown cryptocurrencies increase in value is when an army of "NGMI" mouthbreathers like you start telling others to buy it.  This requires a heavy social media presence which can be tracked, and plenty of hedge funds and traders most certainly use it right now.  As of 2019, institutional investors were doing it.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-crypto-currencies-algos-insight/maki…

Nov 17, 2021 - 9:04am

TheGraph.

Here is why: 

TLDR: The coin is an indexing protocol which will enhance looking up and storing data on (e.g. smart contracts) on the block chain. This value of the use case is going to highly benefit from the upcoming Web 3.0 wave.

Nov 17, 2021 - 9:48am

I'd get rid of Cardano - a lot of hype, very little in the way of releases and ecosystem. Of these I'd add AVAX to your list as well - layer 1 that could have a Solana-like parabolic move soon. Note that none of these are actually "shitcoins" these are all top 10 marketcap coins (outside of Fantom, which you could argue prob belongs in top 10). Your upside on these this cycle imo are 2-4x (w/ exception of Fantom). Gotta go lower in marketcap for the more degen plays that can 10-100x.

Nov 17, 2021 - 7:49pm

Good list. I normally preach Btc / Ether only  but Fantom is so cheap right now compared to what it can do. One way to value these coins is Market cap / Total Value Locked. Based on the comparable comps, Fantom is your answer for the shit coin to invest in.  

Fantom 5.5  bn / 5.0 bn = 1.1x

Solana 67.2 bn / 13.4 bn = 5.0x

Ethereum 510.6 bn / 172.6 bn = 2.95x

Polygon 11.5 bn / 4.76 bn = 2.4x

Nov 17, 2021 - 9:10pm

I have ETH + SOL

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Nov 17, 2021 - 6:44pm

LUNA coin, representing the terra ecosystem. Great projects that are being developed, most famous atm is anchor protocol. Pretty safe 20% yield annualized. 5 year horizon for me. Personally invested/staking in a bunch of their projects.

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
Nov 17, 2021 - 8:28pm

For anyone wondering. I added staking SB to the portfolio, did some more research and they are solid.

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