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Can’t believe the site has been taken over by SIMPS and CUCKS and INCELS who go to here for relationship advice. This is probably the worst place to do that. 
 

Questions like:

Should I spend $50k on a diamond ring as a first year analyst? 
 

Yes

Should I go into private equity because I think a girl in a group is hot?


dude you should go into private equity if you think Henry Kravis is hot. What a sexy daddy figure amirite 


Would You Hookup With The Hot Girl Who Seduces You At The Bar?

no but if bill Ackman was at the bar I would seduce him 



how can I get my girlfriend back?
 

Do a merger model for your relationship first. What synergies do you have? JK YOU WILL NEVER GET BACK TOGETHER


what gift should I get my boyfriend? 

a $50k diamond ring obviously 


what type of laptop should I buy?

Whatever type Hunter Biden has 

Don’t go to WSO for your relationship questions, go to therapy. Money well spent. 




 

Ikr, putting money on the next post to be something along the lines of "My girlfriend's boyfriend won't allow me to spend my own salary, how can I convince him otherwise"? 

 

my wife's boyfriend keeps rolling over on to me while sleeping in our bed at night.  i'm not gay but I surprisingly don't mind it.  should I tell him hes not allowed to sleep in our bed anymore after he drills the love of my life or instead ask him not to shave so his man fur at least provides some sort of blanket for me when sleeping?

 

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