Text from last night

Text from my buddy this morning

Rundown of events leading me to my current situation...yesterday 5 pm - no way I'm drinking tonight gonna stay in ...7 pm errands at wallgreens, make stop at liquor stor, purchase crown royal on sale, decide to have a relaxing drink or two....830 have my first drink....10 pm half the bottle is gone...11 am next day woke up in my bed with tv blaring music and a pounding headache with no recollection of what went on last night

Whos been there? Haha

 
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Edmundo Braverman:
monty09:
in college i almost shot my best friend drunk

Ouch.

it was my bday...big 20.... we went to this club my buddy was the DJ at... this was in my shaddy days of things I will never mention.... well i get wasted... wreck my car on way home. get home and pass out... i hear someone climb through my window... grab my piece and start yelling... turn on my lights.. my best friend is standing there about to start crying... turns out i left his at club and locked him out.. so he came in through my window... i was maybe 2 seconds from shooting him.. if i didnt turn on lights.. it could of turned ugly..

i sold my gun a few weeks after this..

 

Woa, WTF????? Look man, I don't believe this shit for a second. As everyone knows, alcohol enhances memory, so your friend's story of sitting around and drinking by himself then waking up hung over with hazy memory sound freaking bogus. But, if true, it is and incredibly rare, utterly fascinating, and highly eventful story.

 
kelleykid:
Text from my buddy this morning

Rundown of events leading me to my current situation...yesterday 5 pm - no way I'm drinking tonight gonna stay in ...7 pm errands at wallgreens, make stop at liquor stor, purchase crown royal on sale, decide to have a relaxing drink or two....830 have my first drink....10 pm half the bottle is gone...11 am next day woke up in my bed with tv blaring music and a pounding headache with no recollection of what went on last night

Whos been there? Haha

I call this "Tuesday"

 
Midas Mulligan Magoo:
kelleykid:
Text from my buddy this morning

Rundown of events leading me to my current situation...yesterday 5 pm - no way I'm drinking tonight gonna stay in ...7 pm errands at wallgreens, make stop at liquor stor, purchase crown royal on sale, decide to have a relaxing drink or two....830 have my first drink....10 pm half the bottle is gone...11 am next day woke up in my bed with tv blaring music and a pounding headache with no recollection of what went on last night

Whos been there? Haha

I call this "Tuesday"

Bison reference?

"Dude, not trying to be a dick here, but your shop looks like a frontrunner for the cover of Better Boilerrooms & Chophouses or Bucketshop Quarterly." -Uncle Eddie
 

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