Get this right, you deserve an 800 on the GMAT.
Question: At a WSO live meet up, 5 users show up to the bar. They are: lookatmycock, ant, blastoise, and edmundo braverman. The 5th doesn't have an account on WSO and is a lurker. She is also the only female named "Mimi" and is asian. At the end of the meet up, all 5 participants are drunk with the little asian chick fucked and slobbered over the couch, laughing from extreme amounts of pleasure. Only one WSO member fucked her. He also left his wallet in her pussy accidentally with his ID, and payroll stub. She yells, "Alright, who's the mexican making $150k/yr who fucked me?!" Who fucked the asian lady?
1) ant likes to rant and fuck that tight chinese pussy.
2) edmundo braverman says blastoise is an illegal mexican.
3) the first two conditions only hold true if lookatmycock is jewish.
4) edmundo braverman went home early with a russian prostitute that night.
5) ant refuses to meet up at a bar with anyone who is known to be jewish.
6) lookatmycock has pictures of random asian women from facebook in the phone he was using, one that looks a lot like the asian lady.
7) blastoise claims both his parents are french.
8) ant says that blastoise is a fucking liar.
9) ant has never told a lie.
10) edmundo braverman made $150k last year.
11) ant was last seen not anywhere near the asian lady at the end of the night, but by a pay phone because he lost his cell phone.
12) blastoise was also not seen anywhere near the asian lady, but with a police officer talking about his lost ID.
alright, lunch break over. someone solve that shit. i'll get back to you after these trades. back to work bitches.