THE ULTIMATE LOGIC GAME Get this right you deserve an 800 on the gmat. Which WSO member f*cked the asian lady?

Get this right, you deserve an 800 on the GMAT.

Question: At a WSO live meet up, 5 users show up to the bar. They are: lookatmycock, ant, blastoise, and edmundo braverman. The 5th doesn't have an account on WSO and is a lurker. She is also the only female named "Mimi" and is asian. At the end of the meet up, all 5 participants are drunk with the little asian chick fucked and slobbered over the couch, laughing from extreme amounts of pleasure. Only one WSO member fucked her. He also left his wallet in her pussy accidentally with his ID, and payroll stub. She yells, "Alright, who's the mexican making $150k/yr who fucked me?!" Who fucked the asian lady?

CONDITIONS:

1) ant likes to rant and fuck that tight chinese pussy.
2) edmundo braverman says blastoise is an illegal mexican.
3) the first two conditions only hold true if lookatmycock is jewish.
4) edmundo braverman went home early with a russian prostitute that night.
5) ant refuses to meet up at a bar with anyone who is known to be jewish.
6) lookatmycock has pictures of random asian women from facebook in the phone he was using, one that looks a lot like the asian lady.
7) blastoise claims both his parents are french.
8) ant says that blastoise is a fucking liar.
9) ant has never told a lie.
10) edmundo braverman made $150k last year.
11) ant was last seen not anywhere near the asian lady at the end of the night, but by a pay phone because he lost his cell phone.
12) blastoise was also not seen anywhere near the asian lady, but with a police officer talking about his lost ID.

alright, lunch break over. someone solve that shit. i'll get back to you after these trades. back to work bitches.

Comments (25)

Nov 16, 2011

hint: it ain't me. and yes, it actually does have a LOGICAL solution lol. you'll go OHHHHH when you see it :P it actually doesn't take long if your mind is on the right track and not get fooled by the words. didnt take long for me to write that shit so there could be fallacies. hey, i tried.

Nov 16, 2011

edmundo?

Nov 16, 2011
porsche959:

edmundo?

Nov 16, 2011

Blastoise

Nov 16, 2011

definitely edmuno. He made 150K, is mexican, and went home with a russian (from the asian part of russia).

Nov 16, 2011

Wild night, I'm gonna say Blastoise.

Possibe Mimi fked herself with Blastoise's wallet?

Nov 16, 2011

Shame on you Eddie...you should keep better track of your valuables! LOL.

Regards

Nov 16, 2011

You're all wrong...the answer is a+b=c+d

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.

Nov 16, 2011

Its Blastoise.

Lookatmycock is jewish, so I'm assuming that he isn't the Mexican that the Asian girl is referring to (although I guess it is possible to be a Jewish Mexican). Ant didn't show up because Lookatmycock is Jewish. Which leaves us with Eddie and Blastoise. Blastoise is missing his ID, and Eddie went home with a prostitue. Thus, I think its Blastoise.

Nov 17, 2011

:D this is interesting. im gonna let it run for a bit more

Nov 17, 2011

haha it's ant isn't it?

i got some downtime at work so i got bored and decided to figure thi s shit out. i could be wrong tho...

your said,

5) ant refuses to meet up at a bar with anyone who is known to be jewish.

well since this was a WSO meet up, he would not have known you beforehand and would not have known you were a jew so this condition is irrelevant to the question.

it should have been blastoise as he's the mexican, but since he lost his ID, someone must have stolen it and pretended to be blastoise.

you also said,

6) lookatmycock has pictures of random asian women from facebook in the phone he was using, one that looks a lot like the asian lady.

and

11) ant was last seen not anywhere near the asian lady at the end of the night, but by a pay phone because he lost his cell phone.

the cell phone of asian women pics that lookatmycock was looking at was actually ant's phone.

am i right or wrong? just wanted to give a diff. perspective than the others lol

Nov 17, 2011

i know the answer since you said it was a mexican but hes not a possible choice

Nov 19, 2011

lol, emundo = fucked russian = fucked "asian" meant to throw you off but it ain't emundo.

Nov 19, 2011

My **** is to prestigious for asian ladies in new york.

Jul 10, 2012

so....who was it?

TRUE STORY: The prospect asked me, "What's it like to work at ****?"
I asked him, "You ever been to Home Depot?"
"Yes"
"Well, it's like that. It's full of fucking tools." And he stared, innocently wide-eyed and nodded with deep understanding

Jul 10, 2012

I really wanna know who it is now too.

I may be a little too late to find out.

Competition is a sin.

-John D. Rockefeller

Mar 21, 2013

so uhh who was it?

Mar 21, 2013

Lurker

Mar 22, 2013

Edmundo Braverman stole blastoises' wallet which is why he was so certain that blastoise was an illegal Mexican! And he made 150k last year but didn't want to fcuk a prostitute with his id because he might lose his job but says"fcuk blastoise, he's already here illegally." Also a portion of Russia is 'in' Asia so geographically speaking the 'Russiaan' prostitute is also 'Asian'.

Mar 22, 2013

holy shit why havent i seen this before

Mar 22, 2013
BlackHat:

holy shit why havent i seen this before

BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO BUSY WATCHING JEOPARDY

Feb 1, 2015

Will try to answer when I stop laughing at the conditions

Feb 26, 2015

So.... what's the answer?

Feb 26, 2015
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