Wall Street “Clout”
So I work on Wall Street ... Some people think I got into it for the money, others assumed it was for so called prestige, and I've even had a few guess that I had the undying urge to sell my soul and sacrifice the better part of my 20's. While they're not entirely wrong, the real reason I wanted to work on Wall Street was for the girls. Boy was I wrong... Telling a girl you work on Wall Street doesn't typically lead to her tearing off her clothes on the spot. You're much more likely to receive an indifferent response followed by a series of interesting questions. I know it's not PC to call a question dumb anymore, but wow you wouldn't believe some of the replies I've received. From "oh, so do you like uh sell stocks to the Wall Street Notebook?" to "can you fix my credit rate?", it's gotten to the point that when a girl asks me what I do for a living, I lie and say I'm an Uber driver.