absinthe:
I like how he said there were four primary causes...then proceeded to list three.

1.) Stupid Fucking Government 2.) Regulator asleep at the wheel 3.) Very deceitful and conniving and corrupt developpers 4.) Wankin' fuckin' bankers

I know the first two might be the same, but I think he intended to separate them.

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absinthe:
I like how he said there were four primary causes...then proceeded to list three.
He said, 1 Stupid government. 2, Regulator asleep at the wheel, 3,Corrupt developers. 4, Wanking fucking bankers. Are you a banker? Or can you count?.
 
bmwx5:
absinthe:
I like how he said there were four primary causes...then proceeded to list three.
He said, 1 Stupid government. 2, Regulator asleep at the wheel, 3,Corrupt developers. 4, Wanking fucking bankers. Are you a banker? Or can you count?.

He said we had a "stupid government with a regulator asleep at the wheel", that's one reason. I'm paraphrasing here. The "with" makes it part of the first reason.

 

Clearly because of how agitated he got when he reached WANKING FUCKING BANKERS. He couldn't control the vitriol at that point haha.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

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