What level do I have to be at to get a trophy wife?

To be more specific I want a supermodel wife. Those with internships, did your MDs have banging victoria secret angels as their spouses? What about the VPs? Do I need to be the CEO or the manager of a hedge fund to get one?

If not supermodel, I'll take the next step down and do a college cheerleader or something, but regardless, how many years till I can achieve my life goal?

Thanks

-qocbd, the one and only

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Dec 6, 2018

Trophies are for closers, kid.

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Dec 6, 2018

So you want someone who'll marry you for your bank balance rather than who you are as a person? Isn't that kinda, well, massively unfulfilling?

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Dec 6, 2018

shut up geek boy

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Dec 6, 2018

Please for the love of god, stop. It's not remotely funny. You just become an advertisement for Elizabeth Warren, Bernie and the socialist party of America....How about "most prestigious wife"?

Dec 6, 2018

BTW - do you have a sister? I bet not.

Dec 7, 2018

Winners get trophies.

Pop bottles at popular clubs where girls like that go to find guys like you.

Remember the prenup.

Dec 12, 2018

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Dec 12, 2018

Why the fuck would you want a trophy wife. Liabilities in the making. Man up and get trophy mistresses. You don't have to go through legal pain.

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Dec 12, 2018

If you have to ask...

Dec 12, 2018

So you come to an anonymous online forum to ask how to get a girl who, by definition, only likes you for your money?

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Dec 31, 2018

Looking through your post history, I would be hard pressed to believe there is a level of success that would convince a girl to marry you. If I were you, I would make a list of all two of the cute girls at your community college, act 100% differently than your internet persona, and ask one out.

qocbd:

If not supermodel, I'll take the next step down and do a college cheerleader or something, but regardless, how many years till I can achieve my life goal?

Also, (and I can't back this up with data but....) I have to think a college cheer leader will have their eyes set on somebody that...well...went to college.

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Dec 31, 2018

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Dec 31, 2018
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