What level do I have to be at to get a trophy wife?

To be more specific I want a supermodel wife. Those with internships, did your MDs have banging victoria secret angels as their spouses? What about the VPs? Do I need to be the CEO or the manager of a hedge fund to get one?

If not supermodel, I'll take the next step down and do a college cheerleader or something, but regardless, how many years till I can achieve my life goal?

Thanks

-qocbd, the one and only

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Please for the love of god, stop. It's not remotely funny. You just become an advertisement for Elizabeth Warren, Bernie and the socialist party of America....How about "most prestigious wife"?

 

Looking through your post history, I would be hard pressed to believe there is a level of success that would convince a girl to marry you. If I were you, I would make a list of all two of the cute girls at your community college, act 100% differently than your internet persona, and ask one out.

"qocbd"

If not supermodel, I'll take the next step down and do a college cheerleader or something, but regardless, how many years till I can achieve my life goal?

Also, (and I can't back this up with data but....) I have to think a college cheer leader will have their eyes set on somebody that...well...went to college.

 

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