What type suit I need to sex girl up?
I run into big problem everyone. So I been work for Goldman Sak's TMT group. The secretary in my area is hot goddess. I been trying to sex it up, but my dress no good. I buys a new burberry tie that like $70 and try double windsor knot, but it still not good. I try everything include following her out late nights. I even rent apartment across street so I can wave to her while she showering. I ask her for dinner, but she says she no interested in me. What tie style do I need to lay with her? Will Armani suit get her? Goldman no pay good money so I probably keep receipt and tags. What if I have tags hang out like I pretend I dont know, this lets girl know it armani suit.
Did you actually expect someone to say that this was funny?
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This was so stupid
This is not a good Blumie impression.
+1
OP HANG YORUSELF
very weak, fail...
better change your username man..
I hope your cock falls off.
Blumie must be rolling in his cybergrave right now.
His screen name is the funniest part about the whole post. I appreciated it since I'm not sure who Blumie is, but I'll have to do some search bar-ing to find out now...
BlackHat, Blumie is gold, check the guy :)
personal favorite http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/help-do-i-have-girlfriend-now
imitation (even done badly) is the greatest form of flattery
lol never seen someone with negative points... let's see if we get double digits
aww cmon andy what about that guy we tossed like 32 monkey shits at who was talking about how only people from "shitty banks" give advice on this site? i personally handed that guy about 11 metric tons of monkey excrement myself
32 was just from his original post. He kept posting replies that were getting 5-10 MS each. So total he was down in the -20s or -30s LOL
brilliant metatrolling
two snaps up
I should've known this was crap with your -3 Chimp rating
HERRO,
WE HAVE MANY ARMARNI SUIT FOR SAIRRE.
FACTORY DEERECT.
ONLY FORTY DOLLOR EACH. NOT CHEEP KNOCKOFF. REAR TING.
PREASE CONTACT AT [email protected]
BEST,
TOM KENT, SALES VP (REAR NAME)
actually imagining some loser typing this up thinking that it is funny is... a bit funny
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