What type suit I need to sex girl up?

I run into big problem everyone. So I been work for Goldman Sak's TMT group. The secretary in my area is hot goddess. I been trying to sex it up, but my dress no good. I buys a new burberry tie that like $70 and try double windsor knot, but it still not good. I try everything include following her out late nights. I even rent apartment across street so I can wave to her while she showering. I ask her for dinner, but she says she no interested in me. What tie style do I need to lay with her? Will Armani suit get her? Goldman no pay good money so I probably keep receipt and tags. What if I have tags hang out like I pretend I dont know, this lets girl know it armani suit.

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His screen name is the funniest part about the whole post. I appreciated it since I'm not sure who Blumie is, but I'll have to do some search bar-ing to find out now...

 
AndyLouislol never seen someone with negative points... let's see if we get double digits

aww cmon andy what about that guy we tossed like 32 monkey shits at who was talking about how only people from "shitty banks" give advice on this site? i personally handed that guy about 11 metric tons of monkey excrement myself

 
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AndyLouislol never seen someone with negative points... let's see if we get double digits

aww cmon andy what about that guy we tossed like 32 monkey shits at who was talking about how only people from "shitty banks" give advice on this site? i personally handed that guy about 11 metric tons of monkey excrement myself

32 was just from his original post. He kept posting replies that were getting 5-10 MS each. So total he was down in the -20s or -30s LOL

 

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