Why don't you have a Hulu Girl on your dash?
Benefits of Dashboard Hula Girl:
-Ease stress and anxiety as you drive around and glance at your dancing hula girl
-Increases feeling that your life is a movie
-Reduces road rage of other drivers because they see you are chill bill and do not shoot you so you get to live. Hula Girl saves lives.
-Acts as an aesthetic accelerometer
-If you are so inclined, you can have it facing away from you for increased eroticism. Leads to much wealth and success a-la sexual transmogification Napoleon Hill style
-Saul Goodman has a hula girl. You think you're better than Saul Goodman? You lyin to yaself dawg!
-No car? No problem. Stick it to your watch.
-Bike? No problem. Stick it to the handlebar.
-No feet? No problem. Mount it on the brim of your favourite cap.
Every. Man. Woman. And Child. Should move through life under the watchful eye of the almighty Hula Girl.
amen sisters and brothers praise the lord
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