WSO Caption Contest - March 7th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.

caption contest

Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Tuesday March 12th, winner will be announced on Wednesday

 
EliteStudent12:
How @Isaiah_53_5" feels before and after posting shirtless pics of himself on a finance forum

0 fux given

before and after

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
EliteStudent12:
How @Isaiah_53_5" feels before and after posting shirtless pics of himself on a finance forum

yo bruh EliteStudent12

was thinking about you today

here is a memento

cheers

hahahaha

@187.2lbs (72.5in) - I think I put 3lbs of lean muscle mass on my quads in the past 4 months —-

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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