WSO Caption Contest - May 5th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the image posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.

apple caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET next Thur May 11th, winner will be announced on Friday.

 
Best Response

Listen up Sia, I'm going to share a little Marketing 101 with you, because that hairstyle isn't making you any more popular! At Apple we create these big exclusive product launches, right? We've made our product launches so exclusive that media outlets flock from all over the globe to see them. They're like starving animals catching whiff of a decaying carcass miles out on the horizon, and we're the only one serving filets.

Leading up to these product launches, we pay credible people internally at Apple to leak false information about the products! It's like chum to a frenzy of sharks. The news outlets eat them up, "New phone is transparent... New iPhone will fold your fucking laundry... for those liberals, It'll help get Trump out of the White House... WHATEVER," and the news spreads like wildfire. We feed the media outlets these little scraps of lies to keep interest high and exacerbate our products capabilities.

When the big release comes, they're so excited they've forgotten all about what we've promised. ...and We say, "HEY! Here's the new fucking iPhone with: • politically correct emoji's • added 'human factors' (whatever the fuck those are) • and a sleek aluminum casing (...so its easier for people to drop their phones)"

...in reality it does the same thing as all of the other models, but it's easier to break... AND THEY FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME!!!

(*Erupts in laughter)

"A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself."
 

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"A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself."

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