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5/23/10

I recently started a banking job in NYC and don't know anyone in the city. Where do you meet single girls? Where have you had success picking up chicks? I don't want to waste time in random bars.

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In reply to breakinginnew
5/24/10

breakinginnew:
despite what most people on this forum might make you believe there are other reasons to spend money than to get laid...like high-end restaurants and other fun things that are expensive...alot of people get bottles with the idea that they will get laid; i was saying that you shouldn't do it for that reason and alot of people do it for reasons other than getting laid.

You obviously putt from the rough.

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5/24/10

nope just have a gf...but thank you college sophomore #5...you're fucking cool.

5/24/10

Hoboken.

Seriously, there are more girls looking to extend college with daddy issues looking to get slammed on cheap beer there than I have ever seen in NYC.

In reply to breakinginnew
5/24/10

breakinginnew:
nope just have a gf...but thank you college sophomore #5...you're fucking cool.

Hahahaha, you're my new favorite person.

Sadly, I'm technically a college sophomore, too. Never thought I'd be saying that at 23...

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In reply to breakinginnew
5/24/10

breakinginnew:
nope just have a gf...but thank you college sophomore #5...you're fucking cool.

sounds like your girlfriend has a girlfriend too

5/24/10

this thread makes me want to turn lesbian. you men are pathetic.

In reply to kalice123
5/24/10

kalice123:
this thread makes me want to turn lesbian. you men are pathetic.

stop being a bitch

5/24/10

Sure Hoboken chicks are ridiculously easy... but the real issue is they're such soulless whores that they're completely desensitized to degradation. It really takes a lot of work to make them take that deep shameful post-coital introspective stare into the abyss that makes them hate themselves to the point of tears (which is when I truly climax).

And lets face it, that type of effort and creativity is wasted on a girl you're only going to see once. Its like spending all day beating the shit out of an aerosol can with a hammer and leaving right before it explodes.

5/24/10

This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

5/24/10

An exceptional post by a highly intelligent brain, revealing a heart of darkness.

In reply to Sickofassociate
5/24/10

Sickofassociate:
This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

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In reply to pruf
5/24/10

pruf:
Koho:
Imagine hearing a guy drop the astronaut line to some girl next to you at a bar.. uhh are you anthondyD1982? awkwardd

why would the girl know his WSO username lol wtf

She wouldn't. Someone on here would overhear it... got it now?

In reply to cphbravo96
5/24/10

cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:
This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

In reply to Marcus_Halberstram
5/24/10

Marcus_Halberstram:
Sure Hoboken chicks are ridiculously easy... but the real issue is they're such soulless whores that they're completely desensitized to degradation. It really takes a lot of work to make them take that deep shameful post-coital introspective stare into the abyss that makes them hate themselves to the point of tears (which is when I truly climax).

And lets face it, that type of effort and creativity is wasted on a girl you're only going to see once. Its like spending all day beating the shit out of an aerosol can with a hammer and leaving right before it explodes.

Ahhhhh HAHA.. I wait for your posts in almost every thread. Classic

You should write a book.. not sure on what, but I would read it

In reply to Marcus_Halberstram
5/24/10

Marcus_Halberstram:
Sure Hoboken chicks are ridiculously easy... but the real issue is they're such soulless whores that they're completely desensitized to degradation. It really takes a lot of work to make them take that deep shameful post-coital introspective stare into the abyss that makes them hate themselves to the point of tears (which is when I truly climax).

And lets face it, that type of effort and creativity is wasted on a girl you're only going to see once. Its like spending all day beating the shit out of an aerosol can with a hammer and leaving right before it explodes.

It's as if you reached deep into my soul and spoke with my own voice on that one...

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5/24/10

Great thread. Got a few laughs from it.

For the OP: if you like electronic music check out Cielo or Love. They're not as big as the larger places and give that exclusive vibe. I always see a bunch of great looking chicks at them and the drink prices are normal. Most of the people there are just there to have a good time and don't give two shits about what you do.

Drop me a message if you want to check out either.

In reply to Sickofassociate
5/25/10

Sickofassociate:
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:
This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

I know you are but what am I?

...figured I would bring it on down to your level so you would feel included in the adult's conversation. Now go put your pjs on, brush your teeth and get to bed.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan

In reply to cl0wn
5/25/10

cl0wn:

For the OP: if you like electronic music check out Cielo or Love. They're not as big as the larger places and give that exclusive vibe. I always see a bunch of great looking chicks at them and the drink prices are normal. Most of the people there are just there to have a good time and don't give two shits about what you do.

Drop me a message if you want to check out either.

Mostly agree, though Love is trying to turn into a bottle service kind of place *rolls eyes* (few friends of mine do events and/or spin there occasionally). Another solid (smaller) electronic music spot would be Sullivan Room - bonus there is, like Love, if you want to go for the NYU crowd, it's in the village.

5/25/10

I have reconsidered my position, and now have what I feel is a much better place for a young man like yourself to go:
Rick's Cabaret- you will find the most honest women in the city here.

5/25/10

Is it just me, or does it seem like there are a ton of DealBreaker ass hats trolling this thread? Go back to bitching at Bess faggots.

In reply to cphbravo96
5/25/10

cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:
This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

I know you are but what am I?

...figured I would bring it on down to your level so you would feel included in the adult's conversation. Now go put your pjs on, brush your teeth and get to bed.

Regards

Look, dipshit, a thread asking "where to meet girls" deserves ridicule.

People on this forum act as though working in banking makes them some sort of God and that women are going to fall over themselves / go into gold-digger mode as soon as they learn this fact.

In reply to kalice123
5/25/10

kalice123:
this thread makes me want to turn lesbian. you men are pathetic.

Please do. One less pretentious bitch who can't take a joke.

In reply to Sickofassociate
5/25/10

Sickofassociate:
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:
This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

I know you are but what am I?

...figured I would bring it on down to your level so you would feel included in the adult's conversation. Now go put your pjs on, brush your teeth and get to bed.

Regards

Look, dipshit, a thread asking "where to meet girls" deserves ridicule.

People on this forum act as though working in banking makes them some sort of God and that women are going to fall over themselves / go into gold-digger mode as soon as they learn this fact.

Get back to work pussy. You're probably sick of your associate because he/she keeps catching you posting shit on WSO. Take a lap sport.

5/25/10

Im pretty sure the consensus is that you're the dipshit. First you tried getting at this kid because he was asking how to talk to girls... then you got put in your place. So now your trying to get at him because he asked where's a good NY spot to meet girls... which somehow implied he thinks he's going to show up and panties will stop dropping as soon as he steps foot inside.

Not sure what the fuck you're talking about... but you seem pretty angry and very eager to bash this kid for no apparent reason. Which would probably lead me to believe that you're quite challenged with the ladies and try to make yourself feel better by asserting your superiority on some out of town summer analyst trying to get some pointers on the best place to Roethlisberger a jappy NYC chick in a bathroom stall.

5/25/10

My impression of the posters in this thread:

"It's not fair! Don't make fun of him! It's not nice! You might hurt his feelings over an anonymous internet forum!"

Please...

5/25/10

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
"Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

5/25/10
5/25/10

Oh my fucking god completely fucking uncalled for what the fuck.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
"Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

In reply to D M
5/25/10

mas1987:
Oh my fucking god completely fucking uncalled for what the fuck.

0:22 is the best part... did you make it that far?

5/25/10

I don't know, I made it til he was about halfway down the glass

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
"Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

5/25/10

Fuck. I cant believe I fucking went back to see what happened at 22. Fuck.My.Life.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
"Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

In reply to Marcus_Halberstram
5/25/10

Marcus_Halberstram:
Sickofassociate = http://jarsquatter.com/

Resist the urge to X it out. NSFW.

hey!

that's the same video we play on the flat-screen tv at pre-bars at our apartment!

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  •  5/13/12
5/13/12

ITT: a bunch of analysts (probably Indian) who've yet to get laid in New York (or anywhere else for that matter)

5/14/12

lmao at all the social retards on WSO.

And Halberstram, your first post was absolutely hilarious. Hoboken chicks...just a different breed

2/3/13

go to any of the clubs listed on this website, they are teaming with ladies - http://www.socialyeti.com

4/3/15

I don't even live in NYC but I'm bumping this because it's hilarious.

4/4/15

I heard that if you go to any bar and immediately tell everyone in the near vicinity that you're a banker on a crossfit program and tip your fedora to all the ladies, this increases your likeliness of getting a young hunnie into a guarantee.

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