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I recently started a banking job in NYC and don't know anyone in the city. Where do you meet single girls? Where have you had success picking up chicks? I don't want to waste time in random bars.

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  • In reply to breakinginnew
    D M's picture

    breakinginnew wrote:
    nope just have a gf...but thank you college sophomore #5...you're fucking cool.

    Hahahaha, you're my new favorite person.

    Sadly, I'm technically a college sophomore, too. Never thought I'd be saying that at 23...

    "You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
    "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

  • Marcus_Halberstram's picture

    Sure Hoboken chicks are ridiculously easy... but the real issue is they're such soulless whores that they're completely desensitized to degradation. It really takes a lot of work to make them take that deep shameful post-coital introspective stare into the abyss that makes them hate themselves to the point of tears (which is when I truly climax).

    And lets face it, that type of effort and creativity is wasted on a girl you're only going to see once. Its like spending all day beating the shit out of an aerosol can with a hammer and leaving right before it explodes.

  • In reply to Sickofassociate
    cphbravo96's picture

    Sickofassociate wrote:
    This thread is so fucking pathetic.

    "How do I talk to girls?"

    Give me a fucking break.

    ::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

    Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

    And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

    Regards

    "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
    - Ronald Reagan

  • In reply to cphbravo96
    Sickofassociate's picture

    cphbravo96 wrote:
    Sickofassociate wrote:
    This thread is so fucking pathetic.

    "How do I talk to girls?"

    Give me a fucking break.

    ::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

    Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

    And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

    Regards

    Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

  • In reply to Marcus_Halberstram
    M-001's picture

    Marcus_Halberstram wrote:
    Sure Hoboken chicks are ridiculously easy... but the real issue is they're such soulless whores that they're completely desensitized to degradation. It really takes a lot of work to make them take that deep shameful post-coital introspective stare into the abyss that makes them hate themselves to the point of tears (which is when I truly climax).

    And lets face it, that type of effort and creativity is wasted on a girl you're only going to see once. Its like spending all day beating the shit out of an aerosol can with a hammer and leaving right before it explodes.

    Ahhhhh HAHA.. I wait for your posts in almost every thread. Classic

    You should write a book.. not sure on what, but I would read it

  • In reply to Marcus_Halberstram
    rebelcross's picture

    Marcus_Halberstram wrote:
    Sure Hoboken chicks are ridiculously easy... but the real issue is they're such soulless whores that they're completely desensitized to degradation. It really takes a lot of work to make them take that deep shameful post-coital introspective stare into the abyss that makes them hate themselves to the point of tears (which is when I truly climax).

    And lets face it, that type of effort and creativity is wasted on a girl you're only going to see once. Its like spending all day beating the shit out of an aerosol can with a hammer and leaving right before it explodes.

    It's as if you reached deep into my soul and spoke with my own voice on that one...

  • cl0wn's picture

    Great thread. Got a few laughs from it.

    For the OP: if you like electronic music check out Cielo or Love. They're not as big as the larger places and give that exclusive vibe. I always see a bunch of great looking chicks at them and the drink prices are normal. Most of the people there are just there to have a good time and don't give two shits about what you do.

    Drop me a message if you want to check out either.

  • In reply to Sickofassociate
    cphbravo96's picture

    Sickofassociate wrote:
    cphbravo96 wrote:
    Sickofassociate wrote:
    This thread is so fucking pathetic.

    "How do I talk to girls?"

    Give me a fucking break.

    ::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

    Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

    And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

    Regards

    Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

    I know you are but what am I?

    ...figured I would bring it on down to your level so you would feel included in the adult's conversation. Now go put your pjs on, brush your teeth and get to bed.

    Regards

    "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
    - Ronald Reagan

  • In reply to cl0wn
    DaCarez's picture

    cl0wn wrote:

    For the OP: if you like electronic music check out Cielo or Love. They're not as big as the larger places and give that exclusive vibe. I always see a bunch of great looking chicks at them and the drink prices are normal. Most of the people there are just there to have a good time and don't give two shits about what you do.

    Drop me a message if you want to check out either.

    Mostly agree, though Love is trying to turn into a bottle service kind of place *rolls eyes* (few friends of mine do events and/or spin there occasionally). Another solid (smaller) electronic music spot would be Sullivan Room - bonus there is, like Love, if you want to go for the NYU crowd, it's in the village.

  • D M's picture

    "You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
    "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

  • D M's picture

    "You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
    "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

  • D M's picture

    "You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
    "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

  • D M's picture

    "You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
    "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

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