Since it's been a rough week (to put it mildly), I think it's time for some good laughter. Enjoy this two part video of the 100 Greatest Movie Insults, which aren't in any particular order.
For my money, I feel as if they missed out on a number of our personal favorites, namely:
"Jesus Christ, if this guy owned a funeral parlor, no one would die! This turkey is totally braindead!"
And...
"You do realize you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie, right?"
"Yeah, you know--I do it for the ladies, know what I mean?"
"Oh, well did the ladies ever tell you you look like a fucking optical illusion? Get off my desk."
Feel free to add your own--I thought these two were pretty thorough.
Enjoy the laughs and take a load off, monkeys--no one's gonna be laughing tomorrow morning when the market opens!
The Full Metal Jacket scene destroys all the rest - far and away the best insult of all time. Here's a link to the whole thing:
I remember watching FMJ with my dad as a kid and loving the boot camp part. That DI really got into those boys. My fave one is i think to snowball....."i didnt know they piled $hit that high"
For me, my personal favorite might be Billy Madison: "Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response did you address anything even remotely related to the question that was asked. Everyone in this room is now dumber from having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
A simple "wrong" would have done just fine.
Good call. That is easily one of the greatest insults ever.
I also liked the "you would need 3 promotions just to be an asshole". LOL.
Regards
Surprised they left the scene from Wall Street out at the end where Gordon says to Bud "You can take it...right in the ass you scumbag cock sucker!"
Love the Chevy Chase one from the National Lampoon's Christmas movie.
Not a movie obviously but I feel like Ari Gold dominates this category in every way.
^ Definitely Ari Gold. Could make own 10 minute video just with his insults
Alec Baldwin...I am god...
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I don't know, maybe this isn't quite of the same calibre, but it's probably one of my favourites (up to around 1:15):
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Hahaha, OWNED. "I read newspapers, I know"
I like how deadpan Bill Murray is when he says "Yes, that's right. This man has no dick" starting at 5:43.
This is my favorite...
Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddie, war is the mother fucking answer, but thanks for writing anyway.
Epic
this one:
Not sure if it was mentioned, but my personal favorite:
"...or the only way your gettin' a job on the street is if you're sweepin' it."
"you're not even a has been, you're a never was"
mighty ducks
100 Greatest Movie Insults:
The OTHER 100 Greatest Movie Insults: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWEZ_IjcSk
Conversation between Ari Gold and his gay assistant Lloyd:
Ari Gold: I want ou to keep an eye on him Lloyd: Keep an eye on him how? Ari: Watch him like he's ZAK EFFRONS BALL SACK!
Haha....classic.
"Fill your hand, you sonofabitch!" - Rooster Cogburn
This one looks like it might have some pretty classic insults in it:
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