5/23/12 #1: All-time yield lows, spread product selling, swap spreads pushing wider & Europe still fucked. I've seen this movie before.
5/24/12 #1 [On cell phone]: Goldman fucking Sachs. Ever heard of it? [Click]
6/3/12 #1: Once my girlfriend starts looking more like Posh Spice, I'll let her start spending more like Posh Spice. #2: Dude, aim higher.
6/5/12 #1: The only thing more badass than you being yourself, is you being me.
6/5/12 #1: Dude, don't blame chicks for their insecurities. Most fairy tales teach girls that only men can save them.
6/6/12 #1: If you can't usewithout a mouse, keep your resume updated. 390 Greenwich is just down the street.
6/6/12 [Asian guy] #1: I wake up every day ready to bite the ass off a bear. [#2 behind him rolls eyes & makes jerk-off hand motion]