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Reports are saying Goldman Sucks has found a spy for the SEC.
I did tell you to stop playing Robot Unicorn Attack.
Why did you tape a dildo to my horses head?
What its like when an intern wears cufflinks & a vest on the first day.
That's the last time I butt heads with Steve
How the managers think the office operates.
I get the regulators have been up our ass all year, but I really don't see how blowing the whole compliance budget on a unicorn is going to help.
With a unicorn in the office...hump day is the worst day.
MIke mike mike mike mike
Reports are saying that LSD dealers have found their way into the floor.
At least it chased that black swan away.
Appaloosa Managements new mascot
Who let Sarah Jessica Parker onto the floor?
Any of you up for a game of Leap Frog?
"Well... that's the last time we let dyslexic Dave plan our white elephant holiday party..."
UBS... where you are more likely to see a unicorn on the trading floors than profit.
Meanwhile at Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities...Everyone was so aloof that they didn't notice that there was a FUCKING UNICORN in the office; how could we have known it was a Ponzi scheme?
With Sexual Harassment Panda out on vacation, LGBT Unicorn makes its non-descriptive, sexually ambiguous rounds through the office.
Meh...they got a Dragon at Goldman.
Guy in front legs of unicorn costume: "Yo, check out blue shirt. The 'ol Miranda Kerr embedded in Excel trick."
head pops out of unicorn's ass
Guy in back legs of unicorn costume: "Dayumm!"
Purple shirt: "What the shit? Jim, you were right; Starburst was pregnant!"
Guy in front legs of unicorn costume: "The unicorn has been compromised! To the GS elevator!"
is that a Princess Unicorn?
Having already spent $4.2 B of Tyco's money on the only living unicorn, Dennis Kozlowski knew as long as he rode her to work once a week, he could expense her as a business purchase
MD (in his glass office, not pictured): OK, that's not what I meant when I said anybody can be a banker.
Lady in back to purple guy: "I think she's screwed every guy on this floor, horny bitch..."
How I felt as an intern when I accidentally quit a conference call and had to reenter.
"Holy fuck, look at those estimates, and they don't belive I'm real?"
UNICORN: "Uh oh, guess what day it is! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS. Huh? ANYBODY? Mike mike mike mike mike. What day is it Mike?"
MIKE: (sigh) It's fuck my weekend in the ass with your horn Friday.
UNICORN: WOOT WOOT!!!!!!!
Ronnie, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars on car insurance by switching to Geico? I'd say happier than a Unicorn VP on a Friday
Greenlight Capital's source of wisdom and performance magic aka. David Einhorn
Our party puts 'the wolf of wall street' to shame.
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