WSO Caption Contest - Jan 29th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

We have a fun new contest each week to let our funniest members win a free WSO T shirt with their witty inner genius. All you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!


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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Jan 26th, winner will be announced Monday

 

Wow! Most epic True Detective episode ever. Now time for some House of Lies.

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 
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So did you guys bring the weed? You know thats the only reason I invited you...And by the way bronco, you know I love titties but how about some real ones instead of you drawing them on yourself.

 

Roger Goodell loved Django Unchained, but he didn't take away the right message.

Teach a man to make a fire, he'll be warm for the night. But set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 

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