Does Jawline Matter in Sell-Side?
A pattern I've noticed is that conventionally attractive and masculine guys (so not 5'8 prettyboys like Timothee Chalamet or DiCaprio) in my analyst class several years back gets chosen for client interactions almost 100% of the time. They also tend to get invited to unofficial happy hours while the ugly short fat guys with unfortunate faces are left behind.
It seems like there's a strong correlation (r = 0.84) between being tall, broad-shouldered, white, with a Henry Cavill-esque jawline and a low straight hairline with how often you'll be trusted around clients.
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Lol get to mewing bucko
Blackpillers trying to lifemaxx in investment banking
This reminds me when I taped my mouth shut before I went to bed one night to help with my jawline. Woke up suffocating and my homoerotic lover had to give me mouth to mouth. By the way, I am a VP at BofA.
If LowCaliberTalent's lore doesn't end with him coming out and having a racy affair with one of these 6ft fratty wasp VPs, I'll be severely disappointed
Better start bonesmashing.
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