WSO Caption Contest - March 5th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!



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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Friday the 7th, winner will be announced this weekend

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CNBC headline: 5pm free crack giveaway at Apollo and Centerbridge.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

Swing and a miss. Someone accidentally hit SB though; gotta take what you can get.

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NY Post Headline: Bankers willing to die for megafund positions as they elect not to look both ways before crossing the road!

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 

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