WSO Caption Contest - March 5th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt
You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Friday the 7th, winner will be announced this weekend
Running from 5k: J. P. Morgan Corporately Challenged
CNBC headline: 5pm free crack giveaway at Apollo and Centerbridge.
Swing and a miss. Someone accidentally hit SB though; gotta take what you can get.
"Analysts Flee In Search of the Mythical 100 Hour Work Week"
NY Post Headline: Bankers willing to die for megafund positions as they elect not to look both ways before crossing the road!
"Bank run" has a whole new meaning these days...
Exodus 33:3: Run to the land of milk and honey. (Bible reference to the Israelites exodus from slavery in Egypt)
Why is that dude wearing an all black suit? Who died?
Judging by street, it must be the city of a BB back office location. Good luck guys!
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Welcome to Part 2 of our series on the evolution of Wall Street success...
Q: Why did the banker cross the road? A: To get to the buy-side
we have a winner!
And for Hollywood's Latest-But-Not-As-Interesting Sequel, "The Sheep of Wall Street".
Moelis jus IPO'd! Apollo or Centerbridge could be next!
Centerbridge to sue Apollo over recruitment inequality. Obama supports
Breaking News as reported by The Onion:
The Investment Banker is nearing extinction as thousands of employees rush to become astronauts.
Megafund executive: "and then Blankfein said, 'analyst retention...'"
the grass is actually green over there!
The brotha in the doorway got promoted. A to A baby.
Quick! these people actually know what they're doing!
Dying
Special report: investigations on increased number of traffic deaths on Wall St
Old habits die hard. Those three non-targets still taking their resumes with them everywhere
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