A New Level Of Non-ESG — Oil has been the least ESG investment you can make, but yesterday, a certain segment of the oil market became even less ESG (if that’s possible).
Joey B and Big Dawg Boris (aka, JB and BJ) led a major and supremely bold charge yesterday to ban and/or phase out Russian oil imports. The U.S. came out with the most extreme decision, outright banning the import of oil from the war-hungry nation. The U.K., at the same time, committed to phasing out Russian oil by year end, while the E.U. did something similar but in a way more confusing way, as always.
So now what? Well, politicians, former politicians, and oil executives are memeing on this decision like Apple Music users when Spotify briefly crashed yesterday. Most notably, former President Donnie T hit ’em with his classic “Do you miss me yet?” in referencing the soon-to-be much higher pump prices we’ll face. ConocoPhillips CEO, however, was milder in his response, kindly calling the decision “the stupidest thing you could ever imagine.”
The move had been rumored since basically right when the war began. As always in the U.S., some were pro while others were against with extremely strong feelings on both sides, despite 99.9% of us having exactly zero idea what we’re talking about. Nonetheless, this could be seen as the nuclear version of a sanction, as oil is literally the lifeblood of Russia.
But, like anything, defending morals comes at a cost. Global oil prices hovered around the $130 mark, a high not seen in well over a decade, while American gasoline prices hit their highest average ever at $4.17/gal.
Not great for anyone, but at least Greta Thunberg is happy.
“Hey Google, What Company Should I Buy?” — If you asked that question yesterday, you would’ve received an answer loud and clear: Mandiant.
Despite the name of the firm being apparently unaware of international women’s day (MAN-diant, smh), Alphabet threw a ton of cash at the firm, nonetheless. Shelling out $5.4bn for the young firm, the search monster hopes that the addition of a cybersecurity player will help bolster the safety and security of its cloud unit.
Cloud, if you recall, is one of Alphabet’s largest growth drivers, so this should be a pretty big deal to shareholders. And spoiler alert, if you own the S&P 500, Nasdaq, or basically any U.S. index with some tech exposure, you own Alphabet.
Investors had a weird reaction. Alphabet shares ($GOOG/L) were up around 0.6%, and Mandiant fell 2% despite remaining below the acquisition price. I’ll give investors the benefit of the doubt for now and just say markets are weird… but also stupid.
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