"Broccoli Haircut" in Investment Banking Inappropriate?

Yo yo, incoming SA about to start up and someone from my school recently said something that fucked me up that I had never thought about before. They asked me if I was going to cut my hair before starting work. I do indeed rock what is commonly referred to as a "Broccoli Cut". My hair is basically the exact same as the picture at the bottom except it's dark brown with a few (not wildly noticeable) frosted tips that I'm not going to get re-done until my internship is over. I have the line shaved into the fade too. Will not be wearing any piercings and don't have any noticeable tattoos. 

My question is basically is this something that I'm going to get hated on for? In all reality, I'm not willing to change it, because I like my hair and don't see why anyone else needs to care about it. I also acknowledge that there are a lot of very conservative people in IB, especially in Houston where I will be interning. I don't want to make a shitty impression as my uncle who is a group head in the NYC office stuck his neck out to help me get the position so I do not want to reflect like a snot-nosed, spoiled kid. 


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My brother in christ, no cap- that cut will deadass have all the boomers lowkey dabbing on you fr. You might be tempted to sleep on what some boomer has to say because they ain't got shit for rizz, but without their approval you won't get any bread. They don't vibe with cuts like that and will think your polish is sus and will yeet you tf out of there.

 

No skibiddy, you deadass wiggin' G. On gang I got fam in high places and used to go on hunting trips with these boomers. I rizzed 'em up early from day 1 as a young bread and now I'm dead ass fully out here while simultaneously being in this hoe. 

Boomers can catch these hands on my Jake Paul shit, I'm keeping my shit quaffed the fuck up and just gonna take out the line in the fade next time I get it shaped up. 

 

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