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Cosmopolitan also says to pay attention to the way your man treats the waiter.

 
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BlackHatCosmopolitan also says to pay attention to the way your man treats the waiter.
How do you treat waiters?

Are you asking me out? :P

 

fuck wearing pants. briefs all day errday. i'm sexy and i know it.

Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor. -Dr. Alexis Carrel
 
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It would be better if you are there as well. Oh maybe we can arrange a group date. I'd bring along some west coast model types if you be good boys.

--Money can't buy happiness. it can only buy orgasms. --Who the hell says I want happiness? Orgasms all I need.
 
GoldmanBallSachsDon't forget to wear your WSO shirst so you can identify each other

It would be better if you are there as well. Oh maybe we can arrange a group date. I'd bring along some west coast model types if you be good boys.

--Money can't buy happiness. it can only buy orgasms. --Who the hell says I want happiness? Orgasms all I need.
 

So for whoever just banned Misspartiesalot, I would like to take a moment to remind you that when she comes back that will be her 4th profile here, lmao. Figured I'd throw that out there, lol.

GBS
 

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