Bros,
Every man knows that a suit should fit on a man like a form-fitting latex glove. Just like the one on that doctor's hand who gave you a colonoscopy last month. Suits can be expensive. Yes, I do have a few throw-away Brioni's that I take out east every weekend but there is neither here nor there.
Whether an analyst, associate, or any shade of asshole, sometimes you don't want to drop a casual 4k on a suit just because it's Thursday night and your fantasy baseball team played well. However, just like that cougar you met in Amagansett last week there is a time in a man's like where you take life by the reigns and say, 'fuck it.' No, that does not mean booking a last minute trip to Yacht Week, although it is highly recommended.
I forewarn those of you who are feign of heart - the news I am about to share is quiet possible the single most important event of August 2016.
The day is upon us. An event only comparable to when Bruce Willis stayed behind in Armageddon to blow up the meteor. "Oh that was just a movie," they say. Bullshit. Bruce Willis sacrificed himself for humanity and you better be thankful each and every day for that. RIP Bruce Willis.
Without further adieu - Men's Warehouse has announced their tri-annual 'Summer Sale.' That's right - you can now buy 8 unwearable suits for just $89.95. Not enough value for you? They'll throw 6 shirts, 12 ties, 3 shoe horns and a $20 gift certificate to Halal Guys.
Happy Friday gentlemen.
