Bananas are Back

We just received a new shipment of bananas into the WSO warehouse. For the last month or so we were depleted and could not issue bananas to new users (read: technical difficulties). We fired our inventory manager and I will be taking over the banana supply chain management to ensure we never go through a shortage like this again. I am pleased to report all new users will now be receiving banana points for WSO participation -- just like before.

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Eat Up, Patrick

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Cool can i trade in some of my bananas? I dont know what I could possibly do with 750 bananas.... Sounds like a prop bet of some kind.

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