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he needs to proof read, there are blatant errors all over the page

Disclaimer: The post above has been made by someone who is not currently employed in IBD...follow the advice at your own risk

 

It has been edited to your liking any other comments? What did you guys think? Any topics you guys want me to write about? Several of my friends complemented me after the revision, but then again I think they have no taste so please critisize and write any ideas if you have them.

Much appreciated

 
Collegeboy

OMFG this site is amazing!!!!!!

i'm glad u think that ur own site is amazing. u seem really stupid, too...

 

It's good to know that you know how to register for a blog. You sound really stupid though, do you really think managing that "portfolio" of yours is going to get you into i-banking?

Second, why'd you have to capitalize indian when you said you screwed that chick? You're probably an indian kid that never got laid by one of your own girls. Now this brings up the question, why the hell would an asian chick want to screw an indian guy? That just doesn't happen.

Quit dreaming kid and start reading your econ textbook before they expel you from school and send you back to india.

 

hence the reason why I dropped out of the pre-med curriculum, I was horribly lazy and the reason why I said it was awesome was to get people's attention to read the thread to see what I could do better. I actually wanted constructive critisicm on the website and not my IQ.

 

Goldman's stock was up 4 points on Thursday, yet you claim it was down? I know this because I am short it along with all the other BDs.

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that was a disturbing and arrogant blog. As one of a million college-student-investment-banker-wanabees, you don't have a license to be an a-hole.

I hope you aren't Indian and I hope nobody thinks you are.

 
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If you are even borderline serious about getting a job in banking, learn the most important line that will get you hired: "attention to details". From your writing style I sense that you are simply the last person any investment bank would want. Your potential recruiters may read this. To be frank, your behaviour will get you a well earned high five, but should not be attributed to being a banker.

As a female analyst in an "all boys club" investment bank, I can tell you that stereotypical bankers you are trying to portray do not brag about their portfolios (which consist of mutual funds), are mostly ballers (go big or go home) with absolutely no interest in how your male whoring earned you an additional 20k (can be spent on one good night of drinks), work ungodly hours and have a fair appreciation for the champagne rooms at Scores. What exactly is the point of this high school diary? My advice is don’t be a pig and stay in school.

 

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