#ASKJPM

Talk about a loud slap on its face, you slipping on a banana follwed by 30 people laughing and you sneaking out the back door only to find its raining outside......probably a really bad joke to begin a discussion but guess it captures the bad joke that JPM played on itself with its twitter fiasco.....

I found the below link capturing the best( or worst) of tweets....my personal favorite...
"I have Mortgage Fraud, Market Manipulation, Credit Card Abuse, LIBOR Rigging and Predatory Lending AM I DIVERSIFIED? #AskJPM"

http://www.redeyechicago.com/news/redeye-20131113,0,1022663.photogallery

http://www.businessinsider.com/trolls-take-over-ask-jpm-2013-11

But seriously though...this is business & common sense 101...you are a bank not exactly at its all time high PR score, world is still trying to internalize the recession period, JPM just got entwined in a big legal debacle and then they go and try to score brownie points on of all the places, an anonymous social platform....! gosh!!

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