Distressed Analyst Wants To Train his Junior Analyst at Home

from the bloomberg distressed chat yesterday. One of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 

12:59:16 MEMBER 81518: Am going to hire a junior in near future, plan is to have them come to my house to get trained up.  Should be interesting

 

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