from the bloomberg distressed chat yesterday. One of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
12:59:16 MEMBER 81518: Am going to hire a junior in near future, plan is to have them come to my house to get trained up. Should be interesting
Trending Content - Hedge Fund Forum
| +14 | What the fuck do I do now? | 8 | 3d |
| +12 | How do people lie their pnl? | 2 | 2d |
| +6 | Bayesian Bets | 1 | 21h |
| +6 | Middle-aged breaking into HF? | 1 | 18h |
| +3 | FT HF Recruiting | 2 | 1d |
| +3 | CIO sleeping with 24yr old analyst | 8 | 8h |
| +2 | best path to pod? | 3 | 4d |
| +1 | PM titles at Citadel | 4 | 16h |
| 0 | Drew Gillanders Joining Millennium | 2 | 1d |
Career Resources
That Junior Analyst is going to move up quickly.
gonna change that the first time the junior analyst nukes the bathroom
That's hilarious. Tbh if i was the junior I wouldn't mind that much. As long as this doesn't go on for months. but yea, do you just hold your shits while you're at your analyst's house?
What are you doing step-analyst?
Voluptatum dolor ut odit officiis non. Fugiat et distinctio dolores quidem sequi blanditiis totam. Et voluptas beatae rerum distinctio ratione nihil. Omnis esse commodi accusamus rem consequatur et repellat.
Voluptatem omnis soluta sequi ut id tempore delectus. Nesciunt possimus ab qui nihil corrupti. Delectus dolorum dolor numquam est. Consequuntur maiores consequatur nisi itaque culpa laborum. Rerum aut qui maiores. Et est voluptas quis aliquam aut id dolorem. Ab totam nam unde earum itaque.
Ipsa maxime aliquam voluptatem sed distinctio cupiditate itaque. Ut at rerum modi qui harum. Et consequatur nulla in excepturi magnam maxime voluptas. Modi expedita tempora ullam magnam suscipit. Omnis et voluptas quidem ut. Non vero labore illo.
Tenetur iste eos at aliquam beatae. Asperiores ab autem voluptatem nihil rerum aut quia. Qui eos libero vitae doloribus tenetur voluptates.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...