Distressed Analyst Wants To Train his Junior Analyst at Home

from the bloomberg distressed chat yesterday. One of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 

12:59:16 MEMBER 81518: Am going to hire a junior in near future, plan is to have them come to my house to get trained up.  Should be interesting

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That's hilarious. Tbh if i was the junior I wouldn't mind that much. As long as this doesn't go on for months. but yea, do you just hold your shits while you're at your analyst's house?

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