Hedge Fund Money Wanted: Saaweet Movie Pitch

K check it, going to need about +400 mm to finance / make this bad boy awesome.

Plot:

Charlie Sheen comes storming back revisisting his role as a living on the fringe Navy SEAL Captian and Daniel Craig as the boy scout Naval Academy All-American lacrosse player 2nd Lt. SEAL Team 6 / Devgru "door-kicker", personality clashes and int. pressures drive movie. Movie starts with them sucessfully invading and liberating Canada and US now has all the best hockey players culminating with Charlie Sheen killing Osama, and throw Tom Arnold into the mix somwhere along the way. The rest should fill in itself.

Get the director who over spends/dramatizes everything, and has all his characters constatnly sweating (ie Con Air, the astroid movie w/ bruce willis, et al), forget his name currently.

I think it'd work better as an HBO mini-series (see Band of Brothers) but whatever works.

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I'll put up $20, anyone else?

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