Hedgefund Exit Opps

Hello everyone,


I know this forum consists of many professionals, so I will try my best to be as professional as I can be because you guys are so talented and special !!! 


So hedgefunds!!! It has always blown my mind the idea of a fund to hedge!! I am very excited about the hedge/Fund because you can hedge your fund!!!


I see great opppertunity in the exotic fish market. I am calling all hedgefunds to invest in my aquarium which will consist of the most exotic fish.


Or if you are not feeling the exotifhs fish! The next idea presents even more brainpower !!! I got this idea from the child sacrifice I attended last week. 


Monkey vaccine !! Create a vaccine for monkeys!! GEt monkey sick!! and then seell monkeyu vaccine!! Profit!! 


What do y9ou think! Shark stank, are you in sharks? 


Kind Regards,

McLovin


 
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