I shit my pants, calling it a shart would not be a fair description of this monster. Do I tough it out and sit in my own fecal matter for the next few hours? Do I go to the bathroom and clean it up? Should I just go home and change? The latter 2 of the choices risk others finding out what I did. What is the mot prestigious of my options? Exit ops?
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you tried too hard.
jesus christ these 'hey look at me i'm trying to be funny' posts are getting fucking ridiculous and annoying
the exit has already been achieved...in a way
what is with all these troll try hards now... ridiculous.
Depends.
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