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I shit my pants, calling it a shart would not be a fair description of this monster. Do I tough it out and sit in my own fecal matter for the next few hours? Do I go to the bathroom and clean it up? Should I just go home and change? The latter 2 of the choices risk others finding out what I did. What is the mot prestigious of my options? Exit ops?

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what is with all these troll try hards now... ridiculous.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

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