I am a master at wave mechanics.

I live in Southern California and all I study is mathematics, computing, and physics. I manage my own capital profitably and only listen to the best in the industry. I do not lose money and study algorithms and software engineering in my free time because I'm metaphysically rich. I have no boss and am completely self-supporting. I destroy quantitative tests with ease and only seek the truth. I've already mastered surfing at the age of twenty-one and will be moving to Aspen this winter to study skiing and non-holonomic systems. I am looking for software engineers and successful computer manufacturers to learn from. I am completely proprietary and abide by all tax laws and NDA's. I am absolutely foundational and institutional with my philosophy. I study all of my mistakes, meditate daily, and do not stop working. Have a nice day.

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Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.

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