Models & Bottles or Shmoozing & Boozing?

It seems a hedgie party on Wednesday night was better attended than expected, but it was a little more like college seniors humping the legs of junior HR personnel than masters of the universe flaunting their wealth:

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=081205171…

Anyone attend this distinguished soiree? I'd love to hear whether it really was as grim as this article claims. Incidentally, I was partying at the Nikki Beach in South Beach a couple years ago when this Eurotrash broad strolled by in a completely see-through outfit. Almost made the $7 Bud Lights worth it.

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