My manager wants me to take female hormones and sign a contract before my promotion ????

I work at this kind of a big fund for more than 3 years, and I'm about to get promoted. A few days ago, my manager asked me to take female hormones, and sign a contract before the promotion. I thought he was joking but obviously he's serious. I still can't believe this is real and for the last couple of days I literally feel so fucking weird and numb. When I asked the reason, he told me that these hormones makes traders more ''rational/calm'' and this way losses become minimal and the fund performs better.

Is this real/normal ? Am I dreaming ? I've asked some of the other traders at the firm, and they don't want to talk about it because of the contract.

I swear to god, I'm not fucking joking nor this is a troll post.
 

 

I hope this is a troll post...

Otherwise, I am sorry for you, and start recruiting asap. 

 

This is definitely a troll post. OP claims this procedure is put into a formal contract, but such a contract constitutes formal evidence of gross abuse by the employer (it is surely illegal to pressure employees into transitioning). OP's boss would never put into a contract that he wants to feed his traders estrogen. Besides, the whole idea of trading performance improving during a gender transition is totally bananas. The mental instability caused by taking sex-change hormones would be enormous and definitely unhelpful for trading performance.

So yeah, unless this employer is completely nuts, it's as clear a troll post as can be, folks! lol

 

and forced him to take female hormones which led to Tong wearing women’s clothing.

lol

 

my dad's friend did economics PhD at Duke, and he was talking about a rumor that big firms forcing traders to take estrogen. i was like hell nahh, but if this aint a troll post, lol

 

The things you need to become the best trader at your firm:

- 6 doses of Pfizer
- 9 doses of Moderna
- Estrogen
- Testosterone blocker
- IQ reducer
- Wokeness
- Liberalism
- TikTok + OnlyFans
 

 

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