My manager wants me to take female hormones and sign a contract before my promotion ????
I work at this kind of a big fund for more than 3 years, and I'm about to get promoted. A few days ago, my manager asked me to take female hormones, and sign a contract before the promotion. I thought he was joking but obviously he's serious. I still can't believe this is real and for the last couple of days I literally feel so fucking weird and numb. When I asked the reason, he told me that these hormones makes traders more ''rational/calm'' and this way losses become minimal and the fund performs better.
Is this real/normal ? Am I dreaming ? I've asked some of the other traders at the firm, and they don't want to talk about it because of the contract.
I swear to god, I'm not fucking joking nor this is a troll post.
I hope this is a troll post...
Otherwise, I am sorry for you, and start recruiting asap.
This is definitely a troll post. OP claims this procedure is put into a formal contract, but such a contract constitutes formal evidence of gross abuse by the employer (it is surely illegal to pressure employees into transitioning). OP's boss would never put into a contract that he wants to feed his traders estrogen. Besides, the whole idea of trading performance improving during a gender transition is totally bananas. The mental instability caused by taking sex-change hormones would be enormous and definitely unhelpful for trading performance.
So yeah, unless this employer is completely nuts, it's as clear a troll post as can be, folks! lol
https://www.businessinsider.com/sac-capital-andrew-tong-hormones-sex-al…
I say take em and enjoy your new set of tits
https://www.cnbc.com/id/24388657 seems rather familiar...
lol
Stop being a pussy and take those hormones.
Either way the result is a pussy
Do it and become agender; male and female, like yin and yang. A perfect balance for our brave new world.
my dad's friend did economics PhD at Duke, and he was talking about a rumor that big firms forcing traders to take estrogen. i was like hell nahh, but if this aint a troll post, lol
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- 6 doses of Pfizer
- 9 doses of Moderna
- Estrogen
- Testosterone blocker
- IQ reducer
- Wokeness
- Liberalism
- TikTok + OnlyFans
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